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How to be Ridiculously Good Looking, Part 1

Actor Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander, striking a smoldering pouty expression at the camera

Also known as the HCG Diet

Be the Betty Ridiculously good looking

PART I

Ok, this is an extremely abbreviated version of something called the HCG Diet and/or the Turbo Protein Diet. I did not invent them, nor have I tried even most of the suggestions, but always at your own risk people. This is for informational purposes only, blah blah blah.

You will realize by #3 that doing this entire list is impossible, but the more you do, the better.

Instructions

• DO All the steps in phase 1 for 30 days. (The more, the better)
• Replace Phase 2 with the Turbo Protein Diet (Almased.com) for up to 6 weeks
• Must do Candida, Liver, and Parasite Cleanse at the end of Phase 1. Don’t start this with the cleanses.

Doing Phase 1 for 90 -120 days in a row could result in the body resetting its natural set point. A good thing!

Phase I

1. WATER- Drink 1 glass first thing in the morning and 1-1/2 gallon everyday. Try Volvic, Fiji and Evian.

2. WALK- Outside at a slow steady pace 1 hour a day (reset’s body’s weight set point.)

3. EXTRA VIRGIN RAW COCONUT OIL- 2 teaspoons a day (helps with metabolism, digestion, fat cells and thyroid)

4. COLONICS- Do 15 in 30 days

5. APPLES- Eat 2 organic apples everyday. Guaranteed to lose weight. Helps with blood sugar, appetite, liver, gallbladder, and colon.

6. GRAPEFRUIT-Eat 2 organic grapefruit a day. Also helps with fat, blood sugar, cravings, liver, gallbladder, and colon.

7. RAW ORGANIC APPLE CIDER VINEGAR- 1 teaspoon, 3 times a day for metabolism, cleans organs and fat cells

8. COLON CLEANSES- Try Almighty Cleanse, Dual Action Cleanse, Pure Body Institute Cleanse. Have more energy, clear skin, hair and nails

9. CANDIDA YEAST-Try Threelac (aids digestion, gas, bloating, constipation, allergies, fatigue and cravings)

10. INSULIN- Try Eleotin –helps with appetite and lose weight

Go to part Two

Read the updated version here!