Never skip brow lift day, brah!

 Wet n' Wild Ultimate Brow Highlighter

Lifts, brightens, shapes AND contains green tea extract?!

Always cheap and awesome, Wet n' Wild is a lifelong friend. It knows when I stayed up too late and we're such BFFs, it tells me when I look like Igor just woke up from a coma.

Do your normal makeup, however many pounds of concealer are required to get by the TSA. Before your final setting powder, clumsily draw on this precious pink crayon under your brows.

Do the inside of the eyes too, but I get eye boogers easy, so you can skip it.

Attempt to blend. Realize you never blend enough and do it again. Am I benching brow lift heavy enough for you, Broseph?

That's better. It's the drug store version of Benefit High Brow. Save yourself $17. Will report back on it it lifts boobs, too.